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You film "Sunday reset" videos.
By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
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- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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