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SUNDAY, 27 JULY 1997
Every summit sends a very strong signal.
The planet keeps not receiving it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
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