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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your alarm didn't wake you.
The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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