ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "love deeply".
Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do his writers.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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