ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people.
All of them are "just seeing where it goes". It goes nowhere. It went nowhere with you twice.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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