ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your banking app pauses slightly before opening.
It's deciding how to tell you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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