ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English.
It will be only Monday every week for the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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