ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch.
Quiet budgeting is going anyway, checking your balance in the car and moving retirement to 79.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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