ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Romance isn't dead.
It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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