ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel.
You'll still lose.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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