ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch.
Quiet budgeting is going anyway, checking your balance in the car and moving retirement to 79.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
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- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
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- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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