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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Money can't buy happiness.
You'll never have enough to check.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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