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You said "that's so me" about a horoscope.
It also described 600 million other people and a goldfish.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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