ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious.
Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it to Tuesday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
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- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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