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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "in your villain era".
You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times. Villains have done less damage at a christening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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