ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy.
The company did the maths on your guilt, and the maths was right.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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