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SATURDAY, 3 OCTOBER 1998
You said "this is my year".
You've said it since 2019. The years have stopped believing you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
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