ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your savings account isn't empty.
It's a memorial.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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