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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Tomorrow is a fresh start.
Your problems have the new address. They've already moved in.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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