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SUNDAY, 25 APRIL 1999
Good things come to those who wait.
You waited so long they went to someone who didn't.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
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