ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Consistency is key.
You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only consistent thing about you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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