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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Find your purpose.
It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key to a flat you'll never live in again.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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