ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "open to work" on LinkedIn.
Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were bots. The sixth was your ex, checking you're doing worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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