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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You'll never get on the property ladder.
The only plot you'll ever own is two metres deep, and there's a waiting list.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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