ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Mondays aren't so bad.
They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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