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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house.
Nothing will. Have the coffee.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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