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Sleep when the baby sleeps.
Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the mortgage.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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