ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being single means nobody steals your duvet.
It also means the duvet is the only witness to your life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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