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— Zack, unqualified
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- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
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- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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