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You say you're "an old soul".
You're 21. The only old thing about you is your phone's battery health.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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