ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Children are a blessing.
They're also why the remote is in the bin and your savings are in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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