ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've been "circling back" since March.
At this point you're space debris.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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