ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people.
All of them are "just seeing where it goes". It goes nowhere. It went nowhere with you twice.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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