ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They say sweat is weakness leaving the body.
Yours has decided to stay.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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