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Disrupt the industry.
The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for a pound.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
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