ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You wanted a mini-me.
You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost to you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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