ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your savings account isn't empty.
It's a memorial.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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