ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Move fast and break things.
You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your sleep. Series A next.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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