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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Scale your business.
Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one candle out of pity.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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