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Make your money work for you.
Yours quit in 2019. It works for your landlord now.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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