ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see my screen?"
You can. You always will.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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