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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "don't believe in labels".
You believe in being kept as an option.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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