ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's "just for vibes" and, according to the forecast, the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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