ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your squad misses you, says the notification.
Your squad is four strangers and a retention dashboard.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
SEND ME ONE DEPRESSING THOUGHT EVERY MORNING
One quote. Every morning. Delivered before coffee, when you are weakest and the day has not yet had the chance to disappoint you itself.
No spam. Just disappointment. Unsubscribe whenever you regain hope.