ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You got the ick because they ran for a bus.
You've been single three years and you run for nothing. Including opportunities.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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