ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see my screen?"
You can. You always will.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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