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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Growing old is mandatory.
Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later. Nothing happened.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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