ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Teamwork makes the dream work.
It also means six people are ready to blame you. In writing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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