ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Scale your business.
Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one candle out of pity.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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