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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious.
Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it to Tuesday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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